{"product_id":"sea-hag-sign","title":"Sea Hag Sign","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧜♀️ Warning: This Sign Speaks Fluent Morning Mermaid!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMeet your new favorite definition of 'before coffee' mood! This adorably sassy 5\" x 5\" wooden sign perfectly captures that pre-caffeine state when you're less 'Under the Sea' and more 'Under the Covers.'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeaturing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDistressed gray frame that's seen more rough mornings than your hair\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e1.5\" depth (perfect for adding dimension to your coastal gallery wall)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDefinition so accurate, mermaids are taking notes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eFarmhouse-meets-beach vibes (because who says sea hags can't be stylish?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eYour coffee station (obviously!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThat friend who's more seahorse than morning person\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eBeach house kitchen decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eAnyone who needs a warning label before 9 AM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePairs perfectly with\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eYour morning coffee (duh!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCoastal decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eOther sassy beach signs \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThat 'I woke up like this' morning attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43409271324750,"sku":"10990","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0620\/9165\/7294\/files\/IMG_3379-Photoroom_4.jpg?v=1769579524","url":"https:\/\/huntshandicrafts.com\/products\/sea-hag-sign","provider":"Hunt's Handicrafts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}